BROS vs CATS

A Bible Study Tower Defense

Wave after wave of cats are storming the church. Place the brothers along the path to defend the base.

How to Play

Tap a brother in the panel to read about him, then BUY to enter placement mode. Tap an empty grass spot to place him. Tap a placed brother to upgrade or sell.

The Brothers

Matt spinning axes
Andy drum sound pulse
Cole sniper rifle
Steve flamethrower cone
Doug propane bombs
Jacob canoe paddle
Colin piercing arrows
Ethan slow aura
Mike pistol
Kalin chain lightning
John turns cats away

The Cats

Regular basic walker
Kitten fast, low HP
Fat tanky, big payout
Black chance to dodge
Ghost phases in and out
Armored resists non-AOE
Boss every 5 waves
Sphynx immune to fire

Cats poof into clouds and ascend as little angel-kitties. No cats are harmed — they're just promoted.

Credits

Wellston Fight Club

Brothers in arms.

Built with vanilla JavaScript and the Canvas API. Audio is synthesized via the Web Audio API. The cats are unharmed; they just go to a better place.

Sprites and code: Wellston Fight Club, with help from Claude.

Music: coming soon. Drop a track in public/game/audio/.

Settings

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60%

Music slider is reserved — track files coming.

Low FX disables ambient drift, dust, and reduces particle counts. Helps on older devices.

Paused

The cats have prevailed.

The Bible study has been overrun.

VICTORY!

The cats have all been redeemed.

You held the line. The brothers are proud.